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Self-deprecating / Black Humor·Binance Hack2d ago

Hello, Hack Master. I've been trading cryptocurrencies for eight years. I started in 2018, witnessed both bull and bear markets, and understand candlestick charts, but still haven't made any money. The recent market situation has taught me another lesson, with the tuition being this month's rent. My family still thinks I work at a big tech company, so I'm too embarrassed to tell them my main job now is watching the stock market and saving money. I heard you've got a good amount "in the bank." I don't expect much—just a little bit would help me make it through this month. I promise not to spread the word, report it, or leave a negative review. Just pity a guy who's been trading for eight years and still broke. By the way, the technical skill behind your move is something I've been studying for three days without understanding it; but your rate of return? I haven't achieved that in eight years To a thoroughly beaten retail investor

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Self-deprecating / Black Humor·Liquid Network Peg-Out54d ago

"The most entertaining outcome is the most likely." - Elon Strongsmelling i really do believe being the first beggar to receive 10 BTC after onchain begging is the most entertaining outcome - especially when samson and co are fighting on twitter to defend their fuck up so lets both go down in history you as the amazing white hat hacker that showed how irresponsible others are with peoples funds and me as the beggar who got 10 btc from writing 20 buck worth of messages on the chain yours truly, the onchain 10btc beggar

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